You put your phone where???

[bolton carley]

Where do you stand in reference to cleavage-bound mobile phones? I’ve seen people positively vibrate with the temptation to snatch. Does the thought turn you off or on?

Do you dial in on the nestling between bosoms like melted Hershey’s in a marshmallow puff s’more, or does it speak of nastified, warm, damp gum clumped together with tootsie rolls in a jeans’ pocket just out of the washing machine?

Whether you’re electrified or find it tacky and classless with just a touch of skankosity to play cellular peek-a-boo amidst your décolletage, I’m sure you have an opinion. But most importantly, I have to wonder is the off-putting application of phone to breast dependent on whether the knockered-possessor is male or female?

[bolton carley]

kay - i think that is understandable.  this was actually a student who had a bag, a purse, and probably a u-haul with her.  she was doing it for the attention.  it just made me laugh! :)

[Kay Sera]

not gonna lie, I've done it. running with a cell phone in the sports bra?? does that make it better or worse? I don't want to get attacked on my run, and have no way to call for help!

[bolton carley]

let's leave big and hairy to the guys, teresa! :)

[Teresa]

I think one of those little Chia pets would grow quite well in there, don't you?  In fact, we could each plant a Chia now and by HoW they'll be big and hairy.  Hurray!!  Oh, no sun down in the valley.  Nevermind.

I'm tired.  Couldn't resist.

[bolton carley]

stephen - it will be everywhere once you look.

angela - i have them, but i think my phone would quit working from sweat! lol.

[Angela]

If I had enough cleavage to hold a phone, God knows what I would tuck in there.  It's like having a pocket that hugs!  I love to think about it.

I refrain from judgment - except to say yours is a fun six.

[Stephen Torelli]

Funny Six. I need to start looking.

[bolton carley]

mike - i'm pretty sure all men would have unlimited phone if that was the case!

[Mike Handley]

I tried that once. My phone hit my toe, which then turned black. 

I joke because this, as written, is what's known as chick chic. Now, if you were to talk about storing a phone in one's basket, well, men might be passing out their cell numbers to everyone on the street.

[Jeanette Cheezum]

@ BC LOL