What can YOU say in six sentences?
I used to vote for third-party strugglers to protest the two-party dog show.
But third parties, man, they all come up short, to the point where they're sort of seen as a joke, so what is my protest but something to laugh at as well?
Nonetheless, brother, in my, uh, considered opinion, Obama's a fraud and Romney's a bagman, and all Lesser Evils are merely the gateway to worse and much worse down the road.
So then what?
Be an anarchist maybe, and dress in black glad-rags and bust Starbucks' windows each time that some hotshot convention hits town, then call myself smashing the state or some shit--while Howard Schultz creams at all the free pub I just gave him?
I do like the notion of letting rats loose at the GOP shindig in Tampa; the delegates there will be looking for action, and once they get into the booze and the coke--what better chance to see ratfucking bandits get perp-walked on CNN News...