With Brown Paper Bags On Their Heads And Whole Fleets Of Lawyers In Tow

[Robert Crisman]

I used to vote for third-party strugglers to protest the two-party dog show.

But third parties, man, they all come up short, to the point where they're sort of seen as a joke, so what is my protest but something to laugh at as well?

Nonetheless, brother, in my, uh, considered opinion, Obama's a fraud and Romney's a bagman, and all Lesser Evils are merely the gateway to worse and much worse down the road.

So then what?

Be an anarchist maybe, and dress in black glad-rags and bust Starbucks' windows each time that some hotshot convention hits town, then call myself smashing the state or some shit--while Howard Schultz creams at all the free pub I just gave him?

I do like the notion of letting rats loose at the GOP shindig in Tampa; the delegates there will be looking for action, and once they get into the booze and the coke--what better chance to see ratfucking bandits get perp-walked on CNN News...

[Angela]

Yes, well.  That would be a sight to behold.

[Brittany]

yeah, I filed absentee too. I will stand in the US Consulate office with paper in hand thinking WTF.

[Toby Tucker Hecht]

Rats deserve better.

[Jadie Jones]

the truth to this is hilarious and sobering at the same time.

[Dorothy Hoffman]

Wouldn't that be some kind of animal abuse, subjecting all those innocent rats to the GOP gang?

[Mike Handley]

Since I'll be far from home on that fateful Tuesday this year, I just filed for my absentee ballot. I have no fucking idea why ...

[Gita]

Dude, fly over here and we can start rounding up the rats. Two live by a sago palm in our very back yard, in fact.