What can YOU say in six sentences?
"The po-lice kept my taser," complained Verna, as Charlene and Stump Shiner sat in straight-backed silence on the drive home.
Stump craned his neck around to see Verna, narrowly missing Bootsy Sykes who was tearing past him on an ambulance chase.
"Verna, you ever considered puttin' somethin' in Burris' beer, like that woo-woo man pill?" Stump said, pulling down on an imaginary train whistle cord.
Verna sighed, "No Stump, it ain't the engine -- the pistons keep pumping fine -- it's that tired old engineer at the throttle that's drivin' me clear to crazy!"
"Verna, what in the name of Billy Ray Cyrus did you think would happen when you unloaded all that electricity into Burris?" Charlene yelled, losing all composure.
"Hell, Charlene, I figured he'd get a jolt and wake up real perky and then, you know..."