Two Worlds in Listening Skills.

[Edward Dean]

Every man in the Universe worth his scars, cringes at a homecoming female voice that utters the words, 'do you know what they did and said?'

He listens in amazement as she completes a full short story, with character dialouge and background color in one continuous breath that an opera singer would be jealous of.

His faining interest lingers over warm inner thoughts of 'dinner, sex, or should I just go fishing?'

A breath later she captures his interest when she utters, "and they're having an affair!'

Lucky dog, he thinks to himself with a pleasing quirky smile as he nods his head and says, 'oh no, really; I never would have imagined' as his self muse querys, 'mark her down for the next cocktail party.'

Out of breath and out of words, she finally gets the picture and says, 'you'd better be paying attention because there is a pop quiz after this lecture!'

[Edward Dean]

Gold Lame'?
You asked for it! 'The devil made me do it.'

I never knew you two knew each other 'face to face'.
I thought your were a high powered NYC gal and he was in the English Midlands.

Okay Bob, I have to ask. Did you use your remote controller on Q and is that why she uses so few words???????? :)

[Edward Dean]

Hey Q, Bob's female remote controller is 'two brown ale's and a bag of chips.'
He already tried to sell his formula to Bill Gates.
Bill called me and asked what I thought.

[Edward Dean]

Bob if you have one, let's patent it!
Millions, my friend, millions.

[Bob Clay]

<---- reaches for Female Remote Controller (heh heh)

[Edward Dean]

Thanks CJ. Your're always generous and thoughtful with your comments.

[Edward Dean]

Quite the opposite Alisa; women are the most unique creatures on the planet. This would be a vast boring piece of real estate without them. Damn, I'd even trade cable tv for the species! :)

[alisa rynay haller]

Mr. Dean (dean-man) I love your work it is so dead on, but I can only hope that you don't hate ALL us gals