What can YOU say in six sentences?
‘Crikey!’ I said from my hospital bed, having just given birth to my son, ‘Look at the nipples on her!’ A Mediterranean Madonna immediately opposite, family-surrounded and transparent nightie leaving nothing in doubt.
Think of fresh figs.
Chaste cotton-covered and compounding stupidity I said to my spouse ‘I didn’t know you could get them like that!’ (too well aware that I couldn’t compare, having but dainty and pale amarettos)
‘Oh yes,’ he replied.
And I sensed the despondence of a man well aware that he’d opted for honest-but-goodness economy.