What can YOU say in six sentences?
People take a really long time to get to the point.
The ratio of stupid people to smart people is much higher than I'd thought, as evidenced by those who stand close to me honking into their cell phones or eating pork rinds.
Foods taste more like themselves, which I noticed while eating a fresh pear that tasted almost too pear-ish.
Morning coffee seems pointless.
Most people drive far too slowly, and the real morons sit at an intersection after the light turns green.
I hate it when friends say "good luck," because quitting cigarettes has nothing to do with "luck," which is a false notion to begin with, and they have no clue that only a minute-by-minute exercise of bald will power and mind-over-matter focus will work, and even then there is no certain promise that the urge will leave completely.