What can YOU say in six sentences?
"Whaddya got there, Joe?"
"Just some spiral bounds. Looks like our vic was a writer, Bill. Look at this shit: vampires in love, zombie takeovers, family drama, even got a girl ghost in this one. Jesus, I think we have our motive. Unoriginal writing."
"Stop horsing around, Joe, and just tell me, who do you think killed the broad?"