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He started getting strange ideas in his head that autumn, like when he warned her not to run the exhaust fans in the bathrooms because the house would implode. That winter he tried to hammer aluminum sheets to the roof, and she pled with him to speak to the doctor about changing his medication.
Oh no, no way, the doctors are beholden to Big Pharma and Big Pharma is beholden to the US government and the government is beholden to the Chinese who are beholden to the Grays, those interstellar hominids who colonized Earth millions of years ago and live beneath the polar ice caps, sending out signals to the receptors in my head.
Those ice caps are melting, you know.
She fled with the kids in early spring, and he kept up his solitary vigilant watch, charting oceanic temperature fluctuations and drawing great confusing graphs across the living room walls.
The police broke in that summer after neighbors complained of the smell, but all they found were brackish puddles on the floors, and holes in the ceilings where you could see straight through to the sky.