What can YOU say in six sentences?
Select six things (ideas, objects, whatever) and try to come up with an “opposite” that has absolutely nothing to do with your selected subject. So, for example, I cannot say green is the opposite of red, even though they are opposite one another on the color wheel, because they are both colors.
Be sure to put “Opposites” somewhere in your title so that I know to read and comment.
Here is my attempt. Feel free to critique mine! I tried to be funny, but it was too hard (for me, anyway). Good luck, and try not to use any subjects or their opposites, once they've already been used!
The opposite of hair is a pancake.
The opposite of a skyscraper is a towel.
The opposite of a dolphin is a screwdriver.
The opposite of music is a hubcap.
The opposite of a tree is influenza.
The opposite of a golf club is a charitable donation.