The So-Called "Opposites" Challenge 6x2

[Angela]

1.

Select six things (ideas, objects, whatever) and try to come up with an “opposite” that has absolutely nothing to do with your selected subject.  So, for example, I cannot say green is the opposite of red, even though they are opposite one another on the color wheel, because they are both colors. 

Be sure to put “Opposites” somewhere in your title so that I know to read and comment.

Here is my attempt.  Feel free to critique mine!  I tried to be funny, but it was too hard (for me, anyway).  Good luck, and try not to use any subjects or their opposites, once they've already been used!

 

2.

The opposite of hair is a pancake.

The opposite of a skyscraper is a towel.

The opposite of a dolphin is a screwdriver.

The opposite of music is a hubcap.

The opposite of a tree is influenza.

The opposite of a golf club is a charitable donation.

[Teresa]

What a great challenge!  I don't know how I can compete with what I've read so far.  Fun!

[Angela]

Thanks, Judy.  Yours are all really fun to read.  It is interesting to hold two things in your head that are so far apart.

[Judy Thompson]

1. the opposite of bluebird is haystack

2. the opposite of snow is butterbeans

3. the opposite of chocolate is boyscout

4. the opposite of relativity is peptobismol

5. the opposite of  car is earthquake

6. the opposite of computer is dandelion

 

dunno if that's right or not, but it was fun, and it do make you think

[Stephen Torelli]

Man, this is deep... and not sure if I could figure.