What can YOU say in six sentences?
On every single New Year's Eve for the past four years, I have engaged in a ritual that I have every reason to believe is most unique and peculiar.
After loading myself up with a brutal cocktail of barbiturates and White Russians through the evening, I walk around the house wading in the stench of stale memories. Every closet holds a secret, every crevice a story and every unopened door an emotional quagmire but, I explore them all while taking down copious notes.
At midnight I proceed to stick a Magnum .357 revolver (with a single bullet in an arbitrary position) down my throat, spin the chamber and pull the trigger.
Four years of practicing 'The Ritual' and I still cannot predict the reaction an empty click is more likely to bring:- relief or disappointment. However, my notes have always helped me go on for at least another whole year.