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I used to work at this very cool country bar, only beer, wine and set-ups, flashy jukebox heavy on the Hank and King George, hardwood floors, and fucking GREAT burgers.
The clientelle were 90% working men, greasy, tired, rough-talking, some of them with degrees and high security clearance, a strong love for beer, just stopping by for a cold one before going home to the demands of family life.
I worked the evening shift, 4pm to close, and even after I turned off the grill, the owner told me to keep the fryer going because that way when I got someone who really needed to go home but, um, couldn't just then, I could make them the Special.
Its pretty simple: Fried potatoes topped with grated cheddar cheese, crumbled bacon, and ranch dressing.... a big ol' pile of cholesterol and alcohol absorbing calories and yum.
I no longer work at the bar, but sometimes I make the Special, just call it something different.
When he is having a bad day, I carry a big ol' plate of Shitdamnfuck into his office because everyone needs comfort food now and then.