"Hi, yeah, it's me -- I have a great idea for a short story and wanted to see what you think about it. You see, this guys works with a psychotherapist and finds a warp hole into his past. Through this sixth dimensional portal he is reunited with all the unresolved relationships of his entire life and gets a chance for closure, sort of like a high tech Ebeneezer Scrooge. "
"No, it's not science fiction."
"The portal? Oh, it's Facebook."