"I'm already horizontal" was all she needed to text and he was at her doorstep. For pick up lines, it's not the most creative but certainly got the job done. She knew this -- getting men into her bed was easy -- finding one she wanted to keep there, that was the difficult part. Don't get me wrong, she never said she had trouble climaxing. But after the 4th or 5th time, she wondered to herself how long she would need to cordially attempt to get his whiskey dick off before she could politely kick him out of her house. For despite the awkward ending, a fleshy warm cock will always beat a cold latex one.