What can YOU say in six sentences?
“Hey, ‘Arry, the new next-doors are movin' in!”
“Well what do I care, Aggy, ya knows we don't bother wi t’neighbours less them silly
fools go out and leave t’windows open.”
“I knows all that, ’Arry, but I’ve bin talkin' to them 'moval men and …”
“Aggy, I’ve telled ya, we don't bother wi t’neighbours and them don't bother wi us unless them wants their 'eds blown off.”
“But, ‘Arry, the moval men telled me them new next-doors are both coppers!”
“Blimey, Aggy, why din't ya tell me that afore; ya knows that this means we’ll be livin' next door to T’Neighbours from 'ell!”