What can YOU say in six sentences?
Yeccccch! A Girl
"Some of my best friends are girls," but don't tell Matt I told ya.
I think most boys would say the same if you held their feet to fire.
But letting a fellow's GI Joe spend a day at Barbie's Spa...
Could get a guy's boy card revoked as fast as joining with a choir.
So I'll play it cool when I'm seen at school with femmes and chicks and lasses.
I'll care and share, and speak and seek, and occasionally I'll feed them.
But like a girl? (Don't make me hurl!) I'd rather wear some glasses.
I'll just pretend that they're my friend, 'cause some day I might need one.