What can YOU say in six sentences?
Stump Shiner met his brother Hoot at the front door and did not seem surprised that they were wearing identical outfits: Realtree camo pants and hunter green polo shirts. The wallets in their hip pockets were plump with cash.
“I hope y’all know you look like Tweedledum and Tweedledee,” Charlene called to them as they climbed into Stump’s Ford F-150.
“Ready, bro?” Stump asked.
“Ready as Freddy,” Hoot grinned.
They sat in a pleasurable silence all the way to downtown Montgomery where the giant three-day Buckmasters Whitetail Deer expo was about to begin, each of them imagining the miles of aisles of gadgets they would poke through, a Willie Wonka’s chocolate factory for the over-40 set.
** Yours truly will be in a booth at this show for the next three days. Further reports pending!