What can YOU say in six sentences?
I’m a genius trapped inside this moron’s body – a mind designed for deep thinking, brilliant inventions, scintillating conversation, but the only thing comes out of stupid Sarah’s mouth is drivel.
Need some fr’instances – how about these: I apply to Harvard with Yale as my safety, but stupid Sarah manages to score in the low 200s on our SATs. Do I get into the Ivies; barely make my way into this fourth-rate community college.
Diploma in hand, ready to launch my brilliant career with an associate instructor position here – starting small, y’know, taking baby steps – and stupid Sarah shows up for the interview in torn jeans, a tank top, couple nose rings, hair dyed purple, says she’d like a two-week paid vacation at the start of the semester ‘cause the kids won’t learn anything in this dump anyway, she certainly didn’t – so did I get the gig? Would I be mopping this damn floor now if I had, dummy, and no I was NOT aware that mopping floors topless violated the school’s dress code, dean.
Stupid, stupid Sarah