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The Anti-Genius
I’m a genius trapped inside this moron’s body – a mind designed for deep thinking, brilliant inventions, scintillating conversation, but the only thing comes out of stupid Sarah’s mouth is drivel.
Need some fr’instances – how about these: I apply to Harvard with Yale as my safety, but stupid Sarah manages to score in the low 200s on our SATs. Do I get into the Ivies; barely make my way into this fourth-rate community college.
Diploma in hand, ready to launch my brilliant career with an associate instructor position here – starting small, y’know, taking baby steps – and stupid Sarah shows up for the interview in torn jeans, a tank top, couple nose rings, hair dyed purple, says she’d like a two-week paid vacation at the start of the semester ‘cause the kids won’t learn anything in this dump anyway, she certainly didn’t – so did I get the gig? Would I be mopping this damn floor now if I had, dummy, and no I was NOT aware that mopping floors topless violated the school’s dress code, dean.
Stupid, stupid Sarah
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Comment by Jeanette Cheezum on July 25, 2012 at 2:42pm -
Oh you are having a party whether anyone else comes or not.You don't need them. Very interesting 6.
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Comment by Ron. Lavalette on July 25, 2012 at 6:00am -
Yeah, I got this same kinda guy follows me around, too, screwin up every good thing I got. Moron.
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Comment by Joey Delgado on July 24, 2012 at 10:14pm -
Nice job! :) Sarah seems like a blast!
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Comment by Angela on July 24, 2012 at 8:36pm -
Love your tag. Very imaginative six.
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Comment by Josh McGrath on July 24, 2012 at 5:52pm -
Funny! I would hire someone with dressed like Sarah, but she probably wouldn't get two weeks off right away.
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