The Annoying Bee Challenge

[Robert Crisman]

1. Get a restraining order against the bee.

2. If that doesn't work and the bee starts dive-bombing your ass, use your Com-Cast provider as a shield against it.

3. Or, contract a mob-sponsored assassin to take the bee out.

4. Then there's the heavy artillery: exhume on old Iron Butterfly chestnut, "In a Gadda da Vita," and crank it to ear-splitting decibel levels until the bee falls over dead (this, of course, will test your own survival abilities).

5. Or you can always move to a distant city under the Federal Witness Protection Program (agree first to rat out that mob-sponsored assassin you hired to take out the bee).

6. If everything else fails and you're at the point of suicide, break out a "Let's Talk About Jesus" t-shirt, the kind that has been known to clear rooms and which you yourself have used in the past to secure a seat by yourself on the bus; it just might work on the bee.

[Angela]

Terrific suggestions.  I feel safe now. ;-)

 

[Mike Handley]

But the little bee has siblings that'll miss ... um ... never mind.

 

Love the tee-shirt line. But those damn things cost a fortune down here.

[bolton carley]

great recycling of your assassin in #5, but the t-shirt line about clearing out the bus or a room was genius.

[Bob Clay]

Hahaha... luv it. (especially 6.)