What can YOU say in six sentences?
“The skin was peeled back on the index finger - a pointing white bone - just like in a fuckin’ movie.”
“They used a liposuction procedure to drain the thumb; the only time it felt weird was when they hit the bone.”
“They marked my daughter's leg with an X, then wrote the word NO below it to make sure they operated on the correct one.”
“Wait… if they looked at it upside down, wouldn’t it say ‘ON X?”
“I’m addicted to Coca Cola; it’s perfect for my diverticulitus.”
“I don’t like to hang upside down on that contraption especially after dinner.”