Six Reasons why the Earth is Definitely Flat

[Bob Clay]

1)  Forget this 'ships disappearing over the horizon' thing, nobody claims it is a perfect flat plane, nature likes curves so think of it as an inverted saucer with the North Pole at the top.

2) Note that people who insist there is a southern hemisphere have filled it with endless empty seas or barren continents so as to avoid explaining what is there ... well ... that's a bit convenient .. !!

3) Those that insist there's a southern polar area tell stories about it with characters like Amundsen, Scott and Shackleton, have you ever read these stories, talk about far-fetched boy's own stuff, you would read more likely truths in a comic book.

4) They say communications satellites wouldn't work with a flat Earth, when did you last see a satellite dish pointing downwards  ?

5) I've met several Australians who claim to be from 'down under', well ... they were all standing the right way up when I saw them.

6) ... And most important of all, those who believe in a round Earth are clearly heretics, and should be thrown over the 'edge', if the 'edge' isn't nearby, I'm sure we can find a convenient cliff.

[Gita]

I agree. If the earth were round, we would all slide off. Ipso facto. Ad hominem. Puella pulchra est.

 

[Joey Delgado]

Christopher Columbus is pissed and he's coming for you. (Although, I don't really think he discovered the earth was round)

This six made me laugh six times.

[Angela]

#4 seals it for me.  Absolute proof.

Fun six.

[Bob Clay]

Well Mike there's nothing like believing in a belief system, and burning at the stake anybody who doesn't believe it.

[Mike Handley]

There's a metaphor in No. 6. When it cools down here, I'll ponder it.