Six About Me

[Edward V. Strand]

1. There’s a sculpture somewhere in Europe that looks exactly like me, or rather I look exactly like it.
2. My middle name is Victor, but I’ve never won anything.
3. I maintain a blog on which absolutely no one has ever commented.
4. Some people consider me introverted and find it creepy, but I’m actually very shy.
5. My birthday is May 1, which is Workers’ Day in some places, and oddly, I cannot remember holding one steady job for more than a year.
6. The first piece I ever posted anywhere included a month’s worth of prompts.

[Edward V. Strand]

I meant the lie to be 5.5 having done my math strictly from left to right regardless of operator (and poorly, I guess).

7*2=14

-12=2

+6/2=5

+3=8

-2.5=5.5

But now Gita Smith has put the lie to #3 also. Thank you Ms. Smith for my first ever comment outside of the Thinking Ten and Six Sentences sites.

[Teresa]

This so cracked me up.  You've got to come to our next HoW (House of Writers) get together.  You'll get over being shy. 

[Jared Handley]

I came up with 3.2. I think I have forgotten the order of operations.

[Bob Clay]

3. (I'd have gone for 1, but ... there's probably a statue for everybody somewhere in Europe).

[Sandra Davies]

I'd go for 5, but suggest the latter statement is untrue.

[Gita]

I choose 2. I don't think your middle name is Victor.

[Bonnie]

#3

[Angela]

I adore your complex little expression in the tag.

[Brittany]

hmmm. I am bad at math so I am stuck! I'll go with Toby and say 5.

[Diana E. Backhouse]

I'm guessing 2.