What can YOU say in six sentences?
Stefano dragged the last pizza from the oven before closing, and Sal, the owner of Peppy’s
Pizza, glared at the pie and said, “Stefano, we can’t sell that; it’s not round; you made it
crooked; hurry up and make another; Mr. Gagoots is waiting and you know he doesn’t
wait for no one, and oh yea, give that crooked pie to that bum gazing in the window; he
looks like a hungry monkey.”
Stefano made the roundest pie you can imagine and Mr. Gagoots was satisfied. And after
giving the crooked pie to that fine young gentleman at the window they closed shop. The
next day, Stefano was thinking about monkey business, you know, the comments by Sal.
In fact, Stefano felt like a monkey, making pizzas in the window for the neighbors to see.
So before closing that night, he made three crooked pies in a row and shared them with
that fine young gentleman.