What can YOU say in six sentences?
Saturday night, Rita’s red light burned out, you know the kind that blinks.
To replace it, the nearest Supper Wiggly was at least ten miles away; no time for that, but the rent money was due.
So she decided to go next door to the Toot’n’Tell It where they had a Big Red Box.
She dabbed a little Lola behind her ears and then stood there in her finest black tights, red midriff expansion shirt and her six inch hi-heels.
Rita had to think fast, and then it came to her. All she needed to do was stand next to the Santa sign that read HO, HO, HO, if you know what I mean.