Rita

[Jeanette Cheezum]

Saturday night, Rita’s red light burned out, you know the kind that blinks.

To replace it, the nearest Supper Wiggly was at least ten miles away; no time for that, but the rent money was due.

So she decided to go next door to the Toot’n’Tell It where they had a Big Red Box.

She dabbed a little Lola behind her ears and then stood there in her finest black tights, red midriff expansion shirt and her six inch hi-heels.

Rita had to think fast, and then it came to her. All she needed to do was stand next to the Santa sign that read HO, HO, HO, if you know what I mean.

[Jeanette Cheezum]

HAHA  John, you're such a guy. :)

[John Ammirati]

My kind of Christmas story. 

[Jeanette Cheezum]

Gita, it's in all the major dept. stores. The bottle is gorgeous. Some of my friends call me Lola, it's a long story. So my husband bought some for me when it came out. But, I like your thought better.

[Gita]

Dabbed a little Lola behind her ears!  I laughed out loud. Where can I get me summa that?

[Jeanette Cheezum]

Angela, I like to hear your laughter.

[Angela]

Big laugh here.

[Jeanette Cheezum]

Bob and "T", I'm  happy if you're happy.   :)

[Teresa]

This gave me a big smile.  Nice flash of fun.

[Bob Clay]

:-)

(Now that's what I call a Christmas story.)