Rebel Without a Curse A Halloween bonus for you from Madam Z, Drink up and dont forget to tip!

[Harry]

Don't be afraid, dear readers. You don't really believe in vampires and werewolves, do you? Of course not! So how can an innocent little Halloween story hurt you? Hmmmm?



Rebel Without a Curse


"It's getting late, son. Drink your dinner."
"But Mom! I don't like blood!"


"What? That's blasphemy! Vlad! Did you hear what your son just said? I swear, this child will be the un-death of me!"


"I'm sorry, Mom. But really - it's so slimy and salty. And it stains my teeth red. All the other un-dead kids make fun of me. Even the werewolf pups! They're always saying things like, 'You suck!' And they show up every day with pieces of human flesh stuck in their teeth!"


"Oh, my poor baby! Young monsters can be so cruel. Next time, you just tell them that 'Stakes of wood can break my mood, but taunts can never kill me.' Or something like that. Improvise! You're 200 years old and those werewolves have only been around since the 1890's. And they only come out when there's a full moon, so they're loony! Ha-ha! Get it? Moon? Looney?"


"Mom, puh-leeze! But seriously, do you think we could vary the menu a little? Maybe add something to the blood to make it solid? I've heard of something the Krauts eat...it's called blood sausage. How about that?"


"Vlad! Get out of that coffin and help me talk some sense into our little batling."


"Okay! Okay! I'm coming. Hey...wait a minute...are you sure this kid is mine? I don't have a mustache! Or black hair! He looks just like...OH MY LUCIFER! It's SON OF GOMEZ!"


Happy Halloween everyone! I only posted this for Madam Z, please check out her other great stuff here:


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and let her know how you liked it. H

[Paul David Brazill]

Very dry. Almost missed it! Top tale.

[CJT]

ahahah! This was fantastic! What a great laugh indeed. Thanks for sharing!

[Zelda Martin]

Harry, you make my blood run warm with gratitude! Thank you for posting this for me.

And thank you, all my other friends, for reading and commenting. I just may crawl out of my coffin early, today.

[Kim Soles]

Great job. This is like a scene of a Jewish mom and son arguing over matzah ball soup.

[Paul Phillips]

"The Un-dead kids make fun of me..." What a larf-riot that was. Writing full stories in dialogue isn't easy, but this came out superb. Great job, Madam Z!!

[austere]

For all the money In Mumbai, and my ghouls aren't these ghouls, but I wouldn't read this one at night.
Nope.

[Cheeky DeVille]

LOL love the spirit of it all... well done.

[Bob Clay]

:-)

[Michael Brown]

Fiendishly humorous. Like a skit on "Saturday Night Dead." I enjoyed this one.

[Daniel]

Kids, hmmph. This sounds like a typical day in my house, except for the whole vampire angle. A fun read.