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Really Bad Day
First thing you find out is that your lost dog is dead; that's what the neighbor lady says.
The next thing you find out is that your girlfriend isn't your girlfriend; she's a dude that had a sex change five years ago, used to go by the name of Phil.
And then you find out she/he has been fucking around the neighborhood. You wonder if he/she's been with the neighbor lady that told you about your dead dog.
Last thing, your car won't start and it's fifteen below zero and you have about three dollars until payday and the bus just went past five minutes ago and the next one won't be by for fifteen more.
When that annoying kid lays on the doorbell, you don't hesitate.
The next thing you find out is that your girlfriend isn't your girlfriend; she's a dude that had a sex change five years ago, used to go by the name of Phil.
And then you find out she/he has been fucking around the neighborhood. You wonder if he/she's been with the neighbor lady that told you about your dead dog.
Last thing, your car won't start and it's fifteen below zero and you have about three dollars until payday and the bus just went past five minutes ago and the next one won't be by for fifteen more.
When that annoying kid lays on the doorbell, you don't hesitate.
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Comment by Robert Crisman on February 8, 2011 at 5:57pm -
And then, turns out, the kid had some partners, and this was a home invasion. Bad day...
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Comment by Kathleen Ryan on February 8, 2011 at 4:36pm -
People can be ticking time bombs ~ you never know what they've been going through, until they snap. That kid's gonna be on the receiving end of a can of whoop-ass, I think.
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Comment by David Barber on February 8, 2011 at 4:14pm -
That was great, Chris! True story??
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Comment by Kevin Michaels on February 8, 2011 at 3:49pm -
Excellent! The kind of nasty day that leaves a couple of scars in its wake..... well done.
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Comment by Jamie Hogan on February 8, 2011 at 2:51pm -
Wow. That kid is in a world of hurt.
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Comment by Cath Barton on February 8, 2011 at 1:42pm -
I'd call it the worst of days...
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