How many people in the shop right now are:
c) hiding something
d) in love??
If I close my eyes, spin around three times then run off in a random direction, will I most likely run into:
a) shoe bay
b) clothing rack
c) irate customer
d) equally irate and always in the wrong place boss??
If I hear that darn machine beep one more time, I will:
a) douse everything in sight with the nearest fire extinguisher
b) strip off and start singing very, very loudly
c) smile politely at the next customer, whilst stapling my hand to the desk
d) storm out the front door, never to return??
What useful information does the constantly running dvd on maximum volume all throughout the shop provide:
a) all about fading and wash tests (where garments are washed four times)
b) the damn clothing oven (thats either a four or a five....)
c) everything that we need to know to be able to work at a retail store
d) absolutely nothing--zip--nada
Some minor notes:
*To avoid shoe-icide missions, never stack shoes so they reach Mt. Ve-shoe-vius levels...please, just don't!
*Have you ever wondered how perfect the world is--its in the most precise and exact position in all the massive amounts of space--it is abundant with everything human beings need to live in happiness and luxury--have you ever wondered this and thought: how then can customers be so bloody angry at life, love and everything to do with retail stores??
You may have wondered this, but it doesn't matter in the slightest: get on with the job!