You would think being born under the Rabbit sign my luck would be better. It is amazing to me that I have yet to plunge to a fiery, airplane death with my frighteningly bad airport karma. It seems as if Delta really has it out for me; like it is its explicit responsibility to drive me bat-shit insane.
My flight yesterday was not delayed once, twice, not even three, but FOUR times; making my connection and following arrival entirely hopeless. My fella has a friend who flies for Delta and I felt it was my compulsory obligation to share with him my displeasure via text message:
Me: Please pass on this text message to Delta "Bite me" / Pilot Friend: From Delta Airlines: We have received your request to "Bite you". However, at this time, we are too busy fucking everyone else.