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Rabbits Don't Have Wings
You would think being born under the Rabbit sign my luck would be better. It is amazing to me that I have yet to plunge to a fiery, airplane death with my frighteningly bad airport karma. It seems as if Delta really has it out for me; like it is its explicit responsibility to drive me bat-shit insane.
My flight yesterday was not delayed once, twice, not even three, but FOUR times; making my connection and following arrival entirely hopeless. My fella has a friend who flies for Delta and I felt it was my compulsory obligation to share with him my displeasure via text message:
Me: Please pass on this text message to Delta "Bite me" / Pilot Friend: From Delta Airlines: We have received your request to "Bite you". However, at this time, we are too busy fucking everyone else.
My flight yesterday was not delayed once, twice, not even three, but FOUR times; making my connection and following arrival entirely hopeless. My fella has a friend who flies for Delta and I felt it was my compulsory obligation to share with him my displeasure via text message:
Me: Please pass on this text message to Delta "Bite me" / Pilot Friend: From Delta Airlines: We have received your request to "Bite you". However, at this time, we are too busy fucking everyone else.
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