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The men from Lily Frog are here to install a cedar playset to keep my children occupied this summer. They arrived as promised during the window of 8:00 and 10:00 am, two men I greeted in my almost-like-daywear pajamas assuming they would arrive at the far end of the time window. As I instructed where in the back yard to put the hulking playset - three swings, a slide, climbing wall, club house and picnic table - I never really paid any attention to the men. Then I finally locked eyes with the younger of the two, just briefly to measure comprehension, and was stunned stupid that his face and body were a replica of the lovely had-plenty-of-panties-thrown-at-him Mario Lopez. He sauntered toward the center of the yard in his distressed Levi's, strapped on his manly well-stocked toolbelt and Holy cold shower, Batman! - check out the metal studs and screws, the hard cedar beams and planks, the smile-shaped stairs on the climbing wall! I watched progress through the window often and when work was almost complete I checked myself in the mirror, the unwashed self still in unflattering pajamas, and Holy birth-control-ugly, Batman! - I saw Phyllis Diller.