What can YOU say in six sentences?
Mother-in-law: I've cut back on smoking.
Her Son: Mother, I want to talk to you about something, since you are on a fixed income.
Her Son: It's time you switched to chewing tobacco. After you chew, you put the wad on a window sill to dry out and the next day, you use it again. Just, you know, don't try to use it a third time because that would be nasty.