What can YOU say in six sentences?
Kelly was hunched in the bathroom stall deep breathing through the latest round of morning sickness when the door opened and the lights went out.
“Hey, I’m in here!” she hollered and the lights blipped back on.
She heard 'clip clip clip’ then familiar chicken feet appeared in the stall next to hers, twisted nails all done up in dusty pink polish, sandals just this side of work-appropriate. Then the whistling started. Kelly wanted nothing more than to run out of there, but the nausea came back a little worse knowing what was coming: the occupant next door never washed her hands before leaving the bathroom.
Minnie, the raisin-eyed, lemon-lipped, pink-haired prune who worked in the credit department approached Kelly in the hall later and threatened to spit on her keyboard while she was on vacation if she told anyone she likes to pee in the dark, then clip clip clipped away whistling “It’s A Small World After All.”