What can YOU say in six sentences?
Business brought me to Vegas in the 80's and the only business trips Judy ever wanted to attend was here; it was her town for excitement and the ladies bawdy luncheon stories gave her more reason to protect her turf.
The Caesars headline was Old Blue Eyes 50th anniversary concert and don't think about getting tickets unless you were a whale and I spotted one at the crap table with Fast Freddy ; it was Corn Bread Red.
My pat on the back was no more than well wishes when his Southern smile and hand produced a pair of whale ducets for near front row seats to the show of the century and phenomenal back stage passes; my jaw dropped.
The opening act for Franks' big night was a little known comedian by the name of Jay Leno who was pushing the envelope while we waited for the Guru to preform and Judy's anticipation was a mental orgasm waiting to happen.
Our liquid afterglow pushed us to the front of the pack and Frank smiled and spoke; "Leave the Chickie and get lost twerp" when I felt a hand touch the shoulder pads of my Armani business suit.
The well recognized smile framed with curly hair told me it was Deano and his words were simple and succinct; "Get your momma gone my man because she looks too much like Ava and Frank will eat her for lunch; don't bet on her fidelity"; it was a struggle getting Judy out of the room and it still makes me wonder to this day of who cheated who!
A mostly true story and i wish i would have let her make up her own mind.
I owed her that!