What can YOU say in six sentences?
“The world is going to end on December 21st 2012, the Mayans said so,” he told me with a smug look on his face.
“Complete bollocks,” I replied; “... if it does end, I’ll eat my own foot.”
“A giant incoming planetoid called Nibiru will collide with the Earth, or a global climate catastrophe, or some genetically engineered disease will wipe out mankind ... we’re all doomed, “ he shouted almost with glee.
“Bollocks, more bollocks and double layered, chrome plated, five star mega-bollocks,” I replied smugly.
“Well in the states, they might elect Mitt Romney as president,” he said, desperately clutching at straws for Armageddon.
“I thought about this for a moment, then said: “Help me lift my foot to my mouth will ya...”
PS. (I'm just taking the piss ... don't take this too seriously .. oh .. and it might be an idea to max out your credits cards in December .. ☺)