Nasty Bastard

[Renee]

You are the most disgusting and repulsive man I know. Passing gas no matter who is around and even asking company beforehand to excuse you for your sporadic flatulence. I am still traumatized from childhood when you would stick my head in the couch cushions after you passed gas. Your nephew thinks you are the coolest, most spontaneous person on the face of the earth. So as we’re sitting here, identifying your unrecognizable body after the accident, I’m thinking to myself, “This can’t be my brother?” The room is silent and all of a sudden your body passes gas, I knew then that it was you and I’m able to say goodbye.

[Steve Gish]

So not where I thought this six might go. Nicely done.

[Norman Ublies]

haaaaaaaaa!!!!

[Teresa]

Death and farts combined. Where will we find ourselves next? This was well-done.

[Mike Handley]

Sounds like an episode of South Park.

[Sandra Davies]

Horribly reminiscent - horribly true.

[jkdavies]

woah! the confusion of past and present tenses works well here