My Penis May Change Your Life

[Doyle Bennett]

If you saw it, you might want to paint it. (Make a painting I mean, not paint my actual penis.) Or write a poem about it. Or let me put it in you. No matter your reaction, my penis may change your life. So be careful.

[FlowerChild]

Wow, a life-changing penis AND a set of cast iron balls. It took guts to put this out there, I applaud your bravery.

[Charlie]

This is deeper than it first appears.  Or maybe not.  Or maybe even deeper.

[Gita]

I think  Doyle used remarkable  restraint with his use of the qualifier "may." He could have said WILL change your life. That would indicate a self importance exceeding boundaries of good taste. I myself have met a goodly  number of phalluses and can say none have actually CHANGED my life. Some pleased, others amused. One surprised me because it had been tattoo'd. But always, it was the brain and not the dick that I remember.

 

[Ron. Lavalette]

I, too, have a penis.  I'm not sure it's a life-changing penis, but I'm pretty happy with it, all things considered. I think I could probably write 6 good sentences about it. I'll have to give it a try sometime. When I do, I'll post them. I hope my sentences are life changers, though.

[Judy Thompson]

why the hostility, here?   Seriously.  This is a valid post,  for whatever reason,  and jeeze, it's like allll the hackles have come up and are waving furiously.

The fact that Doyle has stirred up this kind of almost personal enmity says he knows the power of words, even if he had to use a penis to do it.  Lotta reasons why someone would post this, not the least of which is to see how much of a you should excuse the expression  rise he could get out of people.   Which it seems to have done.

(gathering her brooms and mop pail, exiting stage right)

[Toby Tucker Hecht]

Get a life.

 

[Joey Delgado]

Great advice. :)

[Christine Calhoun]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j-Ab28gLHg

[Christine Calhoun]

In an icky contest penis would definitely be the least icky.

[Judy Thompson]

lol. Good advice, 'be careful'.   But careful is a two way street, isnt it.   And good advice from the other side;  don't let it become who you are.   =)