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My Dearest Santa,
We’ve been down this slippery slope before and it’s getting tiresome. For the past two years, I have broken my knuckles practicing my best handwriting for that mole Mrs. Mundle so that I can again send a special letter to the North Pole asking for a most ‘got-to-have-it’ Christmas gift. I informed the mole that it would be easier if I told Daddy to get it for me - he would do it pronto - but she says it’s “the spirit of the idea that will make it all worthwhile.” Twice, you have sent me: sweaters with little white horses stitched on them. Perhaps you’ve lost your touch or maybe you’re just old and stupid. I don’t have to tell you how much I really want this; seriously… where’s my fucking pony.
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Comment by Teresa on December 18, 2011 at 8:54am
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The pony is driving Gita's Porsche and playing with the Atari Pong I never got. What an ass. He's the Anti-Santa.
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Comment by Michael J. Malervy on December 17, 2011 at 6:37pm
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I think the pony finished last in the second race at Hollywood Park today. Thanks for the great laugh!
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Comment by Gita on December 17, 2011 at 2:12pm -
LOL@ Floyd. The pony is on the same slow train as my Porsche Carrera.
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Comment by Bill Floyd on December 17, 2011 at 12:40pm -
He knows if you've been bad or good.
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Comment by Kristine_ES on December 17, 2011 at 12:07pm -
oh no! no wonder he's getting sweaters. if he keeps it up, he'll get a used cabbage patch doll!
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Comment by Mike Handley on December 16, 2011 at 11:31pm -
Cool
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Comment by Angela on December 16, 2011 at 3:45pm -
Very funny, and seriously so. I bet the pony's grazing in a field somewhere next to my dirt bike.
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Comment by bolton carley on December 16, 2011 at 12:59pm -
paul - your sense of humor always brings me a smile!
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