Mitt Strikes Again

[Robert Crisman]

There's an 80-year-old woman in Orting in eastern Pierce County outside Tacoma who's all crippled up and wheelchair-bound and barely squeaks by on a government pension that 's good for the rent in Section Eight housing, and Top Ramen noodles, and cat food on special occasions.

Thank God she has food stamps and Medicare, man, and--no wait; she can't get to the store or her doctor, since Pierce County Transit axed outlying service when tax-shortfall cuts raped the budget last fall.

Well, hell, poor old ladies, you know; no profit in having their ass around and taking up space any longer, so fuck 'em. 

She'll probably vote for Obama this fall, assuming she's able to thumb a ride to the polls, as one of those "47 percent" of the people, according to Romney the Medicare ripoff, who all are dependent on government handouts, and "think they're entitled to health care, to food, to housing, you name it."

"My job," Romney says, "is not to worry" about those kind of folks; they play "victim," you see, and will not "take care of their lives." 

That lady in Orting taught school for four decades until she got crippled for all Romney knows--or cares, believe it--and wouldn't it be great if God just said Fuck This and shit down Mitt's neck, on Prime Time TV while the kids are still up, and then stuck him off in a birdcage someplace where they could all come and throw rocks...

[Mike Handley]

Amen.

[Judy Thompson]

um.  you mean like bush, or cheney, or...sarah...

[Toby Tucker Hecht]

Is there no talent at all in the Republican pool?  You'd think that anyone would be a better candidate than Mitt.

[Paul de Denus]

More like 'Mitt Strikes Out Again'- I can't imagine what he'd do if he were President, steppin' on his dick like that- have us in more wars for sure- by the way, have you noticed he walks like he's in high-heels?

[Judy Thompson]

gosh, robert, why don't you tell us how you really feel. don't be shy, now.

 

(great rant, btw.)