What can YOU say in six sentences?
Call me Looneyman Coffeeslut.
When you find me in the morning
long before the sun comes up,
(as if there’s likely to be sun)
when you find me at the keyboard,
half a man half asleep, call me
Fingerdreams Hopeful, call me
Yesterday I was Flabbergast
Downheart, but all my friends
(as if I’d had a friend)
loved me as I was, called me
Sameold Goodold when they
met me on the street, gave me
everything I guess they thought
a man like Hankernot Renunciation
might ever need. Still, need
followed me everywhere, hunger
dogged me secretly. Tomorrow
(as if there’s no other day)
is another day. Tomorrow
you can call me Smiley Nirvana;
tomorrow I’ll be Karmic Bailout.