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(Saturday, 31 December, 2011, 16:52 EST)
Hundreds of homosexuals and other curious onlookers from all across the country have been making their way to a church in Riverview, Alabama to see a loaf which has the image of a penis burnt into it. Church officials say nearly 20,000 homosexuals have already visited the Renewal Retreat Centre to pay homage in front of the toast, which has now been mounted in a glass case.
It is not just gay people that continue to throng to the site, but a gaggle of middle-aged Mormon women was also observed, gawking and openly giggling at the eight-centimetre (five-inch) loaf.
Anil Philip, a young freelance journalist, says initially he was skeptical about the shape of a penis emerging on the surface of a loaf of bread. "But after a couple of visits, deep down I experienced a different feeling" he said.
Father Jacob George of the Renewal Retreat Centre is convinced it is a miracle, and a clear sign that he could now be permitted to wear Spandex in public again.