What can YOU say in six sentences?
I recognize how simple it is: I could block your Facebook statuses, ignore your comments, or just not get on facebook so often; I could.
Yes I know, you all are in college and the world is unfolding before you in such vibrant newness that you can see clearly that you are indeed the first responders to the emergency that is "Societal Ills" against which you and your indie bands and expensive, hydroponic, trust-fund-caliber weed are Earth's only hope.
I understand that these musicians preaching your cause--the duty you all share to save the world from the ignoramuses who have gone before you--yes, those illustrious mush-mouthed, meth-thin, Hippie Lights who all "sing" as if they are being forced to do so, while wearing a gag, are speaking the words of the gods, and that is why they make no sense -- not because they are incoherent morons.
You know Voltaire quotes and have original insights about the words of Sartre (and you pronounce it Sahhhh), because you really are a nihilist (though you're actually talking about absurdism or existentialism the majority of the time), because in Big Lebowski -- which you and your friends believe is a "cult" hit, despite its mainstream popularity beginning when you were in grade school -- you learned nihilists "believe in nothing" and though you have infinite causes, they are all rooted in your belief of nothingness ... ummm?
I realize that to you, political truths are so absolute and black-and-white that you KNOW 100% freedom is the only way, even though after five minutes of actual anarchy you'd need a diaper change.
I also realize that I'm just a few years older than you and have a sense of entitlement because I'm married, with a daughter, have been a voter and tax payer since before you were in college and that even I am sometimes too absolute in my beliefs even if diplomatic in acts, but now you understand this: I'm about yay close to taking you out back and spanking your ass raw until you learn a little goddamn respect.
I wrote this rant so I wouldn't have to destroy someone's evening by telling them personally. Thanks for your time.