So there is like this guy ok and he's at dinner with his gf in an Italian place that has like a family atmosphere and more than decent food.
The dude we're talking about [debonaire] likes the restaurant on acct. of they have more than one non-animal choice on the menu and the girl is pretty much down to go wherever.
Ok so you should prolly also know like for background stuff that the gf is way way way way way out of the bf's league and he knows it and as a result he is on total best behavior and nodding at the proper times and smiling and going god your boss is such a bitch etc etc becuz he knows that the beautiful girl of means sitting across the table from him could easily be eating with someone else if she wanted.
She loves him and he wants to keep her loving him so he's nice and funny and truth be told he totally loves her too.
Anyway before this post goes on for three pages let me get into what I came here to tell you about becuz lord knows I ramble.
Here goes: There were these two girls - waitresses - standing at the hostess stand near our hero's table and neither were anything close to cute and the blonde one was saying to the brunette omg she has like a hawk nose and a fat ass and her hair totally needs to be str8ened and i hear she is a total hoe and she was staring at me the entire time with like this weird jealous look in her eyes and she had the worst posture oh
idk maybe she's nice but blah blah blah my words are meant to annoy ty while he eats his olive oil garlic and pasta but he can't call me a stupid beotch to melinda becuz then melinda will tell him not to be mean and to just not listen and he will wonder if melinda thinks he's a pig the end have a bless day.