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Marshmallow (A wanna-be superhero with an unhelpful power - 3)
Wayne stepped back up to the plastic, fold-up table where he and Kent were auditioning candidates for the Super Hero League and noticed that his partner had turned a pale shade of green.
"You look sick, what'd I miss?", he asked with more excitement than concern.
"Just a guy who could shoot mini-marshmallows from his fingertips, " Kent answered, wincing at the word marshmallow, "I sent him on his way."
"Okay, so why did that make you sick?"
Kent cradled his stomach and rocked slowly back and forth and explained, "I can't even LOOK at a marshmallow without smelling and tasting burnt plastic... when my brother and I were little we stuck marshmallows on the end of plastic pick-up-sticks and toasted them in the fireplace... it was awful man, just AWFUL!"
Wayne nodded his head as he took his seat and said "Yeah, I get that...", he paused for a moment, then added, "still, he would have made a great sidekick for that guy who sneezes Rice Krispies!"
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Comment by Angela on January 24, 2013 at 9:39pm -
Gosh, that really is an unhelpful power. You crack me up.
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Comment by Gita on January 24, 2013 at 11:56am -
Killer finish to this one. I'm starting to look forward every day to each new candidate.
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Comment by Joey Delgado on January 24, 2013 at 9:40am -
Ha! Perfect last line. Made me laugh out loud.
Plus the guy can shoot marshmallows from his hands. Would be handy at heroes annual campfire collective.
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Comment by Adrian George Nicolae on January 24, 2013 at 9:26am -
Come on, the perfect superhero for the obese gangsters.
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Comment by Thomas Winslow on January 24, 2013 at 8:49am -
You are sick,twisted . I admire that !! I got a nice laugh thanks.
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