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lingering spice and things not so nice
LeRoy, a good friend of ours, is a wing man, well, technically, he’s a breast man, but in terms of chicken, he likes Randy’s Wings and Dreams’ breaded, greasy, Spicy Smokin’ Hot Lava Rockets.
Tonight, as usual, he systematically broke each traditional wing in two, dipped it in a ranch and tabasco mix, and like a run on the piano, he’d snarf down one side and swing up the other to get the last remaining bits of bird. Normally when his tongue starts flaming and the sweat rolls, LeRoy uses his buffalo-sauce-covered hands to palm the sides of his beer glass like a child picks up a sippy cup.
LeRoy’s a drinker, so it was no surprise to any of us when he hopped up to make a frantic dash for the restroom. Mid-wing, LeRoy scrambled to the urinal forgetting he’d fingered too many lava rockets prior to unzipping and whipping out the real deal.
Needless to say, he was left nursing an ignited jalapeno popper in his pants that tingled and steeped into a sting no amount of beer could kill as we stifled our quick-witted commentary on the subject.
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Comment by bolton carley on October 3, 2011 at 10:46am -
jeanette - too funny! oh, how i hope i survive my senior moments! and brittany - i can't help that my life is just that exciting. lol. :)
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Comment by Jeanette Cheezum on October 3, 2011 at 10:41am -
Could you just image this at a senior home?
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Comment by Brittany on October 3, 2011 at 10:24am -
we are not the one who wrote about P&P. (penises and peppers).
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Comment by bolton carley on October 3, 2011 at 10:23am
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you 2 are hysterical!
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Comment by Jeanette Cheezum on October 3, 2011 at 10:21am
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Youser:)
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Comment by Brittany on October 3, 2011 at 10:18am
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well, it gives new meaning to hot pants Jeanette :)
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Comment by Jeanette Cheezum on October 3, 2011 at 10:01am
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Brittany, I wiped but didn't have all the Ben-Gay off. (See below) Holy Moly!!!! (I was only fourteen)
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Comment by bolton carley on October 3, 2011 at 8:21am
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glad i could make you guys laugh!
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Comment by Kristine_ES on October 1, 2011 at 2:16pm -
not one of his friends had the wit to dunk his hands in a couple of cold beers to quench the fire before he reached for his real deal?! what kind of story is this, anyway? :P (laughed out loud, bolton!)
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Comment by Brittany on October 1, 2011 at 5:42am
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in that department we win! We may have to squat, but we don't have to hold it! too funny!
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