latest update on Koran burning in Florida

[KAWFEEEE!]

AP/UPS News update: Florida Koran burning. anonymous reader sent 12 copies of author j guevara's novels to Dove Baptist Chuch to include in the pile
of Korans to be burned. Authors and Publishers on hearing this latest
turn of events had tears in their eyes. When asked by local news media,
guevara replied, "...got no idea why someone would do that, specially
since that's more novels than I sold on Amazon all year."

[KAWFEEEE!]

AP/UPS: LATEST UPDATE: With the media coverage this story has received, it was commented today that Dove Church has been paid by various Muslim organizations to perpetuate this fraud. A spokesperson for Al Qaeda, denied the allegation, but in an off the record comment was heard to say, "You can't buy this kind of promotion."
When Al Jazeera, Islams leading news service, contacted guevara, he replied, "No comment. I can't complane. My site hits are up 400%, and book sales have tripled."

[KAWFEEEE!]

Sec of State Hillary Clinton commented, "It's deplorable."

[Gita]

KAWFEEEE, if I had even one sou to my name right now I would buy your novel. Maybe someone will rescue your books from the conflagration and send me one.
Meanwhile, I keep waiting for someone to open a can of whupass on that shit-for-brains pastor Terry Jones. Can't anyone find some misdemeanor crime he's perpetrated and lock his ass up? A speeding ticket? Sex with animals? Something??