What can YOU say in six sentences?
Rosarious slouches into the lab, no book, laces perilously undone, earbuds blasting Dr. Dre.
Inglorious student with glorious shoes, he is a prince among his peers. I see those shoes and the status they confer, and I know what they cost.
They cost him his books for the semester, is what they cost.
"ROSARIOUS," I shout, waving my hand to break through his wall of sound, "YOU NEED TO TIE YOUR LACES!"