What can YOU say in six sentences?
Someone thought it was a good idea to buy an aquarium for the office. This was about a year ago, when Carolyn Paulus was still with us, before she was fired for stealing boxes and boxes of Swiss Miss. The aquarium now sits pretty close to its original home near the copier, half-filled with grayish water, directly opposite Carolyn's old desk, which is empty except for some loose paper clips and a packet of herb seeds she must've gotten from Whole Foods last Earth Day. I think I remember that. And I was thinking that nobody really makes copies anymore, so I guess it won't be long before the copier becomes like the aquarium and Carolyn's old desk. So I made a copy just for the hell of it.