What can YOU say in six sentences?
"Mr. Meade, you want to tell me just what IS the meaning of this little inscription on your desktop?"
"I dunno, Mr. Morgan--I guess, I... uh, got bored."
"Boredom has nothing to do with it, Billy. This is VANDALISM, DESTRUCTION OF SCHOOL PROPERTY, INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE, GROSS INSUBORDINATION and an incredible example of POOR SPELLING!"
"Mr. Morgan, I don't think it's insubordinate--I referred to you as Mr. M..."
"You also misspelled the ONE WORD in the English language that every student in MacArthur Middle School and in Middle School classrooms across the entire Northern Hemisphere should know--but at least I can see that you were consistent and once again, YOU... Mr. Meade have failed to make a "C" in my class."
"That's cold, Mr. M..."