It's all just "Ducky" around here...

[bolton carley]

Jep, Jase, Willie, even Si make me giggle loudly like a three-year-old in church that doesn’t know any better.  Sadly though, I don’t walk away after a half hour with my boys marinating in the warmth of redneck laughter. 

 

Instead, my brain travels off into a my-family-is-no-different-than-these-prayin’-crazy-ass-philosophical-time-wastin’-millionaires scenario.  Oh, what in the world could our version of a Duck Dynasty be? 

 

Is it selling dirt cake, semen, funeral escapades, the old-school Depression-era hoarding philosophy, homemade rolls, common sense, or even sarcasm? 

 

I’ve considered them all, but I have this strange theory that we are still one duck call away from a full load!

[bolton carley]

joey - there's never a dull moment in my circles! :)  and the feeling on the writing is mutual! :)

[Joey Delgado]

I have never seen the show, but this six made me smile. I've never met anybody who knows someone who sells bull semen. But now I do. Thank you for my new dinner table anecdote. I love your posts. They always make me smile and make me want to go to your neck of the woods just hang out. Plus, your writing is aces. 

[bolton carley]

gita - thank you!   you really should watch the show.  good people.  and the funny part is that my sister makes a mean dirt cake, my dad buys and sells bull semen, and he works funerals in my hometown.  i think the next 6 will sum it up. :)

[Gita]

Is it bad that I have no idea who these people are or what goes on, on that show? All I know is that I love your phrase "marinating in the warmth of redneck laughter." And my Spidey senses went on full alert when I read "selling dirt cake, semen and funeral escapades."  What the ding dang dong does that delightful phrase mean?

All I know is YOU are good people with solid values.

 

[bolton carley]

jamie - i truly adore the show.  they are very smart people and clearly have their priorities figured out.  i really do think my family needs to follow in their footsteps. :)  i hadn't watched the show till recently and i love it.  they are good people with solid values.  a commodity in this day and age.

[Jamie Hogan]

I'll take crazy over boring any day. I don't watch the show, but from what I understand the head of the family actually has a Master's, a teaching certification, and is a very smart dude. I think it's cool when smart people choose to live the way they want instead of the way other people think they should.

[bolton carley]

lol, harry!  i watched a few minutes of that show, too, and couldn't believe i did it! :)

[Harry]

Two words tell me that a "full load" is not neccessary: Celebrity Diving.

Louie Anderson leans forward from a platform and by not missing the pool recieves raving judgmental reviews.

I didn't stay tuned for Kareem.

Cow Dynasty seems sure-fire to me.

 

[bolton carley]

thanks, girls!  but i think we all know i lack grace! lol. :)

[Angela]

Echo Kristine!