Interpol Launches Massive Search For Humanity's Misplaced Sense of Outrage.

[Abhi Kantamneni]

Security agencies from across the world have launched a massive hunt for 'Outrage' - an essential component of the human condition that helps keep the fabric of society from tearing apart.

First reported missing during the unprovoked invasion of a sovereign nation, it has since been conspicuously absent from many subsequent international incidents, ranging from state sponsored terrorism to genocide.

"The departure of Outrage has hit us all hard, leaving apathy and indifference in its wake" says Outrage expert Dr.Fritz Sutherland, before breaking down into tearful sobs.  "I am dazed, confused and I cannot get my moral compass to work.  Please find Outrage and bring it back,  soon."

With a winning smile on his handsome open face, Special Agent Paul Anderson tells us that the independent reports of Outrage showing up at all the wrong places are currently unconfirmed and assures us that in the meantime The Establishment is continuously working towards our best interests. 

[Angela]

Faved.

[Angela]

Agree with Lev.  The best so far.  Very engaging from start to finish without a wasted word.

[Javed Baloch]

This is the best of all your posts I have read so far Abhi. Fav'd it.

[Teresa]

The Kardashians kidnapped it.  Kim makes handbags and shoes now with its skin, teeth and spine.  And it's low carb so the sisters have created a diet sensation that rivals Atkins.  They're making more millions$$$.  It's the American way.

[Mike Handley]

Now you're cooking with gas, Abhi (if you aren't familiar with the phrase, it means you did well)!

[Robert Crisman]

They'll find it right under bread crumbs and circuses.

[Kristine_ES]

apparently the only way you will find outrage in america is if you cancel the t.v. show "jericho" or take away the right to diabetes oneself with twinkies.  your six really resonates with me.  my outrage recognizes yours, and mine doesn't know how to fix the problem in a heartbeat. makes me want to stand on the rooftop, send up flares, take out ads in the paper in big bold letters: YOU'VE SOLD YOURSELVES OUT--WILLINGLY--HECKUVA  JOB, DUMMIES!!