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Security agencies from across the world have launched a massive hunt for 'Outrage' - an essential component of the human condition that helps keep the fabric of society from tearing apart.
First reported missing during the unprovoked invasion of a sovereign nation, it has since been conspicuously absent from many subsequent international incidents, ranging from state sponsored terrorism to genocide.
"The departure of Outrage has hit us all hard, leaving apathy and indifference in its wake" says Outrage expert Dr.Fritz Sutherland, before breaking down into tearful sobs. "I am dazed, confused and I cannot get my moral compass to work. Please find Outrage and bring it back, soon."
With a winning smile on his handsome open face, Special Agent Paul Anderson tells us that the independent reports of Outrage showing up at all the wrong places are currently unconfirmed and assures us that in the meantime The Establishment is continuously working towards our best interests.