Inflection in Your Invection

[Amanda Salisbury]

Inveigh against whatever you like, or, I suppose, whatever you don't like, don't understand, won't have, or can't cotton. Any time of day may be the right time to release your vitriol but consider that you may not be prepared. Invection, much like confections, rejections, protections, and injections, is all about delivery. A misfire turns your (un)righteous indignation into silly, superfluous noise. I write this not to disarm you or harm you but to encourage that you spice your tones, your rage, your unbridled opining with a satisfying range of fire, a well-bloated hubris, and an impressive employment of both high-brow and low-brow abuses. But above all, darling, inflection is the science behind the art of invection.

[Teresa]

I need lessons.  Seriously.  Very entertaining.  It almost sounds like a song.