What can YOU say in six sentences?
Inflate to 60 PSI and keep a stiff upper lip!
"I can't Miss Bernie, da bouncie is eating me...yaaaaahhhhhhh!"
"Miss Bernice, you go in there and bring my son out immediately! and this is the LAST time I'm bringing Jameson to Broadview Country Club for day camp, (hmph!)"
"I'm sorry Mrs. Bumswallow, but all Jamey has to do is crawl out--the Bouncing Bastille simply deflated on him when one of the campers pulled the plug on the inflater-thing... probably Reggie Peterman, he's always doing stuff like that."
"I don't care what the reason for this catastrophe; I want my son, Jameson extricated from that hideous pile of plastic before he suffocates!"
"Da bounie is eating me, Mama! and I am stuffo-cating, and... YAAAAHHH! It's got one of my Birkenstockings!"
"Be brave, Jamey... Miss Bernie's coming in!"
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Comment by Dude A Bydes on July 9, 2009 at 10:18am - JodiMac-- People like the "Bumswallows" often have their bouncies collapse. And their spoiled kids deserve their "Birkenstockings" eaten. -Dude Dickens
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Comment by Jodi MacArthur on July 9, 2009 at 10:07am -
Mrs. Bumswallow?! LOL
I wonder how often this has happened? The bouncy bouncy collapsing, not the Mrs. Bumswallow....
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Comment by Dude A Bydes on July 9, 2009 at 9:17am
- Thanks E.A. and Harry. A little "blue-blooded" humor can lighten anyone's mood... Dude
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Comment by Elizabeth Anna on July 9, 2009 at 8:21am - love it - I've read this three times and I'm still laughing!
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Comment by Harry on July 9, 2009 at 6:12am - "Birkenstockings!" Ha!
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